1) OPERATION RAINBOW - where female recruits try to sleep with male colleagues or vice versa who have just joined the Metropolitan Police force :) hmmmm Interesting times...
2) RICHARD BATES - The contestant on the television programme named "has Britain got talent" or something on those lines apparently was on the sex offenders register thus his exclusion from the show! HE WAS ON THE LIST FOR "FEET TICKLING"..... "FEET TICKLING" ???????
3) CONVERSATION OVERHEAD ON THE HARRY POTTER EXPRESS FROM CHARING CROSS - "I think i've found the right one, she works in Morrison's in gravesend and she's 56 and has her own house, she still keeps in touch with her kids and i think i actually like to settle down with her"......I THINK I SHALL HEAD OFF TO THAT MORRISONS AND HAVE A LOOK!
Interesting times...
xxx
3rd Earl
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