According to the BBC, new London mayor Boris "the Menace" Johnson is launching an independent inquiry into accusations that his deputy Ray "making up the numbers" (whatever context you may wish to apply) Lewis was in fact or had infact made up a few numbers in his past.
The fascinating aspect of this is how efficient the BBC web team are; Initially the headline read "MAYORS AIDE IN SEX CLAIM PROBE" which was presumably due to the accusation that he was offered 25 thousand pounds in pinkies by a certain female congregant in St Mathews Diocese in Chelmsford BUT within an hour or so the allegation of SEX was replaced by CASH which clearly toned down the nature of the earlier headline down a tad bit.
Boris' predecessor Ken "oh im labour, no im not anymore" Livingstone lost his token black man as he was diverting funds to the brothers so will Boris be forced to lose his, "THE VICAR OF FIDDLEY"? We await the verdict!
3rd Earl
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