SOME 2007 HIGHLIGHTS

NOW 2007 HIGHLIGHTS IN NO PARTICULAR ORDER!!!

MY 100TH GAME BEING AGAINST THE FA
This was a game we played against the FOOTBALL ASSOCIATION at a floodlit pitch in cockfosters and as a momentous occasion like the 3rd Earl's 100th game, we fielded our strongest possible 11 to face the most talented FA XI they had put out and in the end, having not scored more than 3 past them in a single game, we managed to beat them by 7 goals to 1, a rather superb victory to celebrate my 100th game.


ZAMPERS WORD ON URBAN DICTIONARY
As i was rolling wit ma homies Wiley, JME etc we were just talking about some of the pretty impressive array of fillies we had encountered throughout the night :) and the word ZAMPERS surfaced as i was describing to them a girl i met at the local Tesco's with rather large breasts thus upon my arrival home, i decided to go on the extremely interesting www.urbandictionary.com to add my new found word and since then many girls have been enquiring from me how to achieve this urban phenomenon.


PEACHES' BIRTHDAY
Well, as much as many like to hate this filly, once tranquilised with Russia's finest alcoholic beverages and other strong liquorJ, she is the finest filly you'll ever meet and her invitation to me to her birthday bash was rather lovely of her and it goes in as one of the top 5 events of the year; several circus acts in one place getting extremely intoxicated and merry is worthy of several newspaper covers. May this Lady lead the exciting life she leads at the moment, a true beacon of British "partydom"! All hail the lady.

POLLY
Well as ROXETTE once sang, IT MUST HAVE BEEN LOVE, BUT IT'S OVER NOW", well the same applies to this lovely Filly who will always have a place in my heart, but like LES INCOMPETENTS, i am forced to ask "HOW IT ALL WENT WRONG"! Ps....DAAAAAAAAMN after going through my past bulletins i sent out, i think i may now know HOW IT ALL WENT WRONG but to be honest my bulletins are just not meant to be taken seriously..Hmmmm sad day/sad times/sad end to a sad story


CHALK
This club night did briefly revolutionalise Saturdays; never had so many huge acts filled a Saturday night venue and never have so many underage kids been let at loose. Can easily be dubbed the best Saturday club night while it lasted. Well the first few months were anyway.


AP, BOY BETTER KNOW ETC AT ALL AGE CONCERTS with SUPER SUPER MAGAZINE
This has to be one of the finest gigs of the year; amazing night, this was the night i realised how superb and entertaining Late of the pier were, ADVENTURE PLAYGROUND stole the show though with Foals, JME and Bonde Du Role doing very well.


MARCH 10TH NAMBUCCA
WOWWWWWWWWW this has to be the most chaotic event of 2007, no one puts on a night where over half of the people don't get in, DJs walk out, several police vans and CCTV units get called, crowd surfing in the streets. YES CROWDSURFING IN THE STREETS, all at Nambucca for Str8 Necklin's first ever dj set and Dean's first ALL AGE CONCERTS event!!! THIS WAS ONE SPECIAL NIGHT FOR ALL THE WRONG REASONS!


LARRIKIN LOVE AND LES INCOMPETENTS
2 of my favourite bands in 2007 splitting up, that hurt as much as princess Diana's demise, sad time for music it was, a very very very sad day for music those moments were!


CRYSTAL PALACE MATCH
The 3rd Earl XI were invited for a football match at the home of the ARSENAL 5TH TEAM, CRYSTAL PALACE FOOTBALL CLUB (spurs being the arsenal 2nd team, west ham the 3rd and Charlton 4th) and what a day it was; we had the opportunity to play against a combination of ex players and current players and we beat them by 3 goals to 2. That has to be the most amazing feat all season for the 3rd Earl XI team and they have asked for a return leg which shall hopefully be played at our home of football. There are several pictures on my myspace and facebook page to compliment this story.

BOLLYWOOD OSCARS
A weekend away to Bradford, Leeds and Sheffield to review the Bollywood Oscars was a triumph for me. Never had i enjoyed being i the company of so many of the world's press with my notepad and pen and mobile phone. Amidst all these huge machinery, live TV screenings, there was this lovely, cute black boy talking to some of the finest actors and actresses in Bollywood, asking whether Shilpa was better than Shruti or whether Jitendra did date Colin firth. A very special weekend where i appreciated how much the press put into their work!


HANNAH AND SOPHIE JACKSON's HOUSEPARTY
After being drenched for several hours looking for the lovely Hannah Jackson's place, myself, DJ Tooshin and DJ Dean Tynan made the best entrance yet an hour before the party was to end with a car rim round his neck, what a way to make an entrance. Must say Lady Hs party was rather super as we ended up all sleeping there and WE NEVER KNEW WHAT HAPPENED TO SAHIL THAT NIGHT AND HOW HE VANISHED!!!


SUMMER BBQ
3rd Earl HQ BBQ had about 500 people down this year and it was a rather special time as WHY WHISKEY WHY and NIMMO AND THE GAUNTLETTS played and a lovely cheesy bunch who played party anthems all night. Good times and i do look forward to next year.


FOREIGN EVENT WITH DJ MARCOS, DJ TOOSHIN, DJ DEAN TYNAN ETC
The most hilarious night ever; 3rd Earl, dj Tuvshin, dj Marcos, dj Dean Tynan and dj Clive all pretending to be gay on the night; Never have we entertained so many females, DJ Marcos nearly pulled an ABSOLUTE BEAUTY till her mate got jealous and walked off with her, DJ Clive got very tongue tied, DJ Tuvshin and the rest received several sexual objects from a nameless girl, GOOD TIMES ALL ROUND AND THE APPARENT GAY DANCES were rather superb!


SUPER SUPER FASHION SHOW AND THE TALE OF THE HOOKER
Sorry to anyone who couldn't get in, guest list limit was 500 and 1200 plus turned up so sad times but it was a rather special event and NEVER SHALL I CONFUSE A HIGH CLASS HOOKER WITH A FASHION EDITOR AGAIN!!! NO FURTHER COMMENTS ON THIS PLEASE, THANK YOU!!! SHE LIED TO ME IS ALL I CAN SAY!!!!!


TALES OF THE JACKALOPE
6am in a packed out tent dancing to old skool garage with Tapedeck after earlier amazing sets by YOYO DJs, Blaise etc and KISSY SELLOUT making this one of the finest times of the summer with some of the most lovely people you'll ever meet - THE HIGHLIGHT - FREDERICK OX EAGLE LION MAN GETTING DJ TUVSHIN IN A HEADLOCK WITH MYSELF ATTEMPTING TO BODY SLAM HIM...ohh the good times.

FOAM RAVE
Who thought a FOAM RAVE AT NAMBUCCA will be this fun; Str8 Necklin took to the decks for this event on its launch date at Nambucca and it was a sudden hit and it is certain to carry on so do keep an eye out for flyers etc.


WAR MAGAZINE LAUNCH
The WAR Magazine launch was a rather special event which saw us djing at the superb surroundings of studio valbonne. With free drinks flowing and canapés flying all round, DJ Tuvshin was on form, with a little moonwalk move and a little shimmy, he was "bumpin and grindin" with no less than 4 impressive fillies who seemed to be in high spirits, a few minutes later we discovered 2 of these fillies passed out sort of underneath a car outside and been looked after. DJ Tuvshin has got a lot of stamina dare i say!


3RD EARL FIVE A SIDE COMPETITION
3rd Earl's 5-A-SIDE competition with bojangles medley, transparent magazine, nimmo and the Gauntletts, str8 Necklin dj crew, Burmese days, Lo Fi Culture Scene etc took place at your highness's and after several amazing games, DJ Marcos was leading goal scorer, Bojangles medley won the competition and Burmese days were the team of the tournament! Next year it shall be repeated so do keep an eye out for it!!


DJING WITH RADIOCLIT, DIPLO, ROOTS MANUVA ETC ON THE SAME NIGHT
After several months of playing their remixes at most of our nights we (STR8 NECKLIN DJ CREW) have djed at, we managed to dj alongside these highly talented duo on the same night and OHHHHH WHAAAAAT A NIGHT, and to be told we were above DIPLO on the bill at the BIG DADA 10th birthday party was the highlight of the year for our disc jockeying outfit.


HATTON MAYWEATHER
RICKY RICKY RICKY you do not go out there throwing girly punches at someone who can throw bear punches!!! Ricky Hatton made it rather easy for Floyd Mayweather in the end, but still managed to claim around 20 million, not bad!!! A rather good beating by pretty boy and i did win the sweepstakes that was organised as my prediction came true, boohoo!!! Ps....upon getting out of the cab and heading for HQ gates to watch the fight, the cab driver shouted and came after us complaining we left our belongings behind thus the bojangles medley crew, Clive etc all went back and they returned with several items not theirs and a huge grin on their faces, the cab driver unfortunately didn't realise his earlier passenger; Barry or Dave or whatever his name was left all his 40th birthday gifts in his cab so he made everyone's night by offering them champagne, couple of 40th birthday cards, shirts and
several gifts which these bojangles crew, Clive etc decided to share amongst themselves, it was clearly their night, more happy times!

TRUDIE STYLER TOUCHING ME UP
Trudie styler was at a work event without MR STING, after a brief chat with her we realised i had seen her somewhere and SHE RUBBED ME UP ON MY SHOULDER AND REMARKED "Ohhh gawwwd i do remember you..etc etc" and then she got very friendly...WOWWWWWWWWWWW SHE RUBBED MY ARM!!!!
TRUDIE STYLER RUBBED MY ARM!!!! SPECIAL!!!

THE GREATEST LOSS OF THE YEAR
Forget Arsenal's loss to Middlesbrough, STR8 NECKLIN DJ CREWs' loss to NIMMO AND THE GAUNTLETTS at the 3rd Earl 5-A-SIDE COMPETITION was the shock of the year. STR8 NECKLIN DJ CREW were tipped to win the competition with their amazing, direct and free flowing football but NIMMO AND THE GAUNTLETTS defeated them by 2 goals to 1 thanks to the referee who i am
not suggesting you find her and sort herrr ahhht or nuffink but her name is EMILY and she should be on their page!!! She ended the game 3 minutes before it should have ended, did not give the 3rd Earl a free kick just outside the box and claimed he dived, refused to admit both of the NATG goals were CLEARLY OFFSIDE and there were some tackles made by scarlet and oona that were clearly red card offences!!! The state of refereeing has deteriorated sharply this year and that was another low. EMILY her name is, i know the good book says SEEK YE FIRST THE KINGDOM OF GOD, but in this instance and even despite it being after a couple of months i reckon we should all SEEK YE FIRST EMILYS HOUSE!!!


BEST DANCE MOVE OF 2007
Forget the chicken noodle soup or the goldfish dance by Billie or crank dat, it was all about the "BACK AND FORTH MARCH STEPPER" introduced by my fine PA; There i was with ma bredrins and gyaldem upstairs in the VIP room at the CHALK night when suddenly my phone buzzes with a text message, it was from my PA and it read "look down at the dance floor on the main stage" and it was the most perfect photo opportunity but unfortunately i was without my kodak disposable camera; my PA was with DJ Dean in the centre of the main stage area with hardly anyone there but the dj and there had the dance move going; the 2 clenched fists imitating the famed Bruce Forsyth impression but this time rhythmically balancing it with the music by taking the right foot and the right clenched fist forward then the left clenched fist and the left foot forward BUT ahead of the right foot and fist as if you're making gentle strides, then the right foot and fist then back in the reverse way, so it's right fist and foot, left fist and foot, right fist and foot then back with whatever foot is ahead of the 3rd step!! This has been the winter craze and is SHUUUURELY going to be bigger than any dance move so do keep an eye out, even Camilla Kerr has fallen victim to this dance phenomenon!


OTHERS
- STR8 NECKLIN Getting applauded at 333 for pulling off one of the finest sets to date and making people stay and dance till the early hours of the morning and even when the lights were on, very special indeed.

- My 3 own goals i scored against the team 3rd Earl XI played before the Christmas break; we still went on to win by 4 goals to 3. I have never been that slated since the LUTON TOWN GIRLS 4TH TEAM got 12 past me!

- Getting more lines than Vivienne Westwood after our interviews with the press, boohoo TAKE THAT VIVIENNE....


There were probably several i have forgotten about so do feel free to comment the blog to remind me? PLEASE DON'T LEAVE INTIMATE ONES, JUST MESSAGE ME THOSE, THANK YOU :)
Hopefully 2008 will be more eventful.

xxx
3rd Earl