Due to the introduction of the Rebecca Loos poetry competition on her forum, i decided to enter these two poems and hopefully i shall be awarded the prize of the signed playboy she modelled in.
The following is the two sides of the lady or not so ladylike Rebecca Loos.
NICE REBECCA LOOS POETRY - OUR FAVOURITE DEAR
Rebecca our favourite dear,
We've watched you on a few programmes in fear,
You've been a joy to watch, and an admirer of Germaine Greer,
When the need arose, you did shed a tear,
you were then mobbed by men who loved their beer,
The critics have been severe,
But we have taken to you like bambi the young deer (was it?),
and til we get to speak to you on here,
we shall remain ever near,
Lots Of Love from the non queer.
NOT SO NICE REBECCA LOOS POETRY - THE FCUKIN WHORE
Oh Rebecca you fcukin whore,
You made David pant "MORE",
And we later on watched in awe,
as you revealed "what the nanny did and saw",
eventually, you were shown the door,
not before asking "are you sure",
to which victoria responded "don't make me use my claw",
David did keep in touch saying "you are the one i adore",
As Victoria is such a bore,
Leaving the entire nation to go awwwwww,
*YOU FUCKIN WHORE.
THE END OF MY PERSONAL WAR,
XXX
3rd Earl
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