WHEN IM REALLY REALLY BORED I DO THIS

3RD EARL FREEWRITING;

HOW LOW CAN YOU GO,

HOW MUCH CRAP CAN YOU FIT IN A BLOG TO MAKE IT SOUND CONVINCING??!!!

3rd Earl On Iraq
Sexual Gratification at warring stations.....
Responsibility and assumed authority undoubtedly lax and provoking damnation amongst many.....
Other Ethical values derided in favour of dereliction of duty.....
Despondency and Desolation are words familiar to several families and the entire nation......
etc etc etc.............


3rd Earl Attempts To Write A Few NON GRIME Lines For A Channel U Act ON LOVE;

Love is the most abused word since george bush, love is a distraction (doesn't apply to me as of going to press:)

I don't wanna fall in love anymore
Even the intimate walks on brighton shores
now fail to convince me you weren't a whore...
During our time, our friends said i was a bore...
most of my nights spent with you in parks, museums and dance floors...
You had it all, the money, the Sophie Raworth body and the monica lewinsky smile but yet there were flaws....
As i sit here contemplating what action to take without getting involved with the law.....
I realised there was no point as it's another case of what the 3rd Earl saw...
WHAT UTTER NONSENSE


MORE POETRY (got more bars than a music book)

Many fishes in the sea they say...
All i see is sharks and a stingray...
Some for the money, some for the whole day...
They come from Carlisle to Bombay...
Many come just for a place to stay...
3rd Earl generousity ensures they don't pay :) ...
ONLY if they're willing to play...
Play according to the rules and don't stray...
Earltime is always the highlight on friday :) ...
Gig preparations, will it be WONG or SWAY....
Both are big so that's OK....
SWAY'S from Ghana, WONG's from MORECAMBE BAY... :) (nothing to do with cockle picking)
They're 2 of the finest grime acts of today...
AAAAAAAAANYWAY, there are still not that many fishes in the sea as they say...Etc etc etc......


MSN FREESTYLIN SPECIAL 3RD EARL DID FOR SCARLET;

I write bars like a superstar...
Leave fake MCs sitting on their arse...
Got money, got hoes, got bare siiick cars... (well mum's the word)
too hot to handle but i aint from mars...
I ain't German so i ain't called hitler or Lars...
MCs runnin deyr mouths get washed with daz...
Left in a heap and sprayed with gas (slightly violent and aggressive, NOT RECOMMENDED, VIOLENCE IS BAD)...
Bit like Auschwitz but minus the farce :) ...
Making it farcical, like Gordon Brown in the cash for honours cycle...
Cynical...
He'd eventually put his hand on a bible, ...
Swear allegiance and attack a libel...
that contain bare sh%* than a horse's stable...
Im lyrically stable, consistent unlike the film BABEL... :)
I balance my bars like an IKEA table...
Got ma crew including main man Gabriel...
Solid like steel, solid like a sky aerial...
Clashin don't put you on a payroll...
Man makes Ps writing on loo rolls...
DAGADAGADAGADAHADAGADA ETC ETC ETC

Yeahhhhh NOW YOU KNOW HOW MUCH CRAP I CAN FIT IN A BLOG, YOUR GO, GO AND HAVE FUN ON YOUR PAGE!!!

xxx


3rd Earl