Oh dear, Wayne Rooney has done it again but sadly this time he's placed it in the wrong goal by tapping Jennifer Thompson aka Jenni "one too many"!It is well documented that the soon to be master rooney has been through a not so selective few in the last couple of years despite his "puppy love" romance culminating in marriage and a kai kid with coleen, (one of liverpool's finest exports since the industrial revolution) and the current allegations will no doubt fail to shock many bar the extenuating circumstance being coleen's pregnancy.
This saga has been ongoing for some time and it is believed to have caused the sudde
n dip in performance from the england international.So Wayne once again joins the list of top England footballers who at some point in their England careers are obliged to indulge in spit roasting, granny caressing, brothel frequenting just to keep the ethos alive.
Like Plato once said "one man cannot practice many arts with success" so perhaps once he loses most of his sponsorship deals, he will begin to appreciate the so called beautiful game a bit more.
My mole informs me Wayne sought an injunction like John Terry's, errr bad move for him and the other 2 footballers who are clearly not as important thus the press decision to target rooney first just to make the others worry a bit more. All eyes will be on underperforming "top" players now!
At least we now know the real Rooney won't be back till at least christmas, when coleen will then have to whisk father and son away on a make or break John Terryesque "holiday" in sunny climes.
The winner amidst this nonsense has to be PAY AS YOU GO sim cards, which have resurfaced as the chosen option by both parties, and was influential in bringing another rat ashley cole to book. Also would it not be fascinating to discover that all these England naughty boys are using the sim cards from one particular network provider :)It seems all we now need is either Fabio Capello or David Beckham to get caught shacked up in their local brothels with a couple of "Auld slappers" for us to be shocked.
ANYWAY for those of you who were unlucky not to have sat through the court proceedings for the John Terry case, this is it. ENJOY!!!
Donald Earl
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